If I was a Ford, GM, or Chrysler employee…

I'd be annoyed if I was an employee of one of the big three car manufacturers.

Not only are they giving everyone their "employee discount" (meaning, I
guess, that employees don't get a discount), but the retailers are
throwing in all kinds of bonuses.  One local store will give you
free tires for life, and a free Dell computer, on top of the "employee
pricing".

Maybe an employee can pretend to not be an employee to get a better deal..